Age of Consent

By: marksleftnutt
Pairing: Joel/Ray (Joelay)
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness.
Words: 116
A/N: 
Inspired by the lyrics to the song by Neverending White Lights New Order. Required listening.

Do you find this happens all of the time? Crucial point one day becomes a crime.

I’m not the kind that likes to tell you just what I want to do. I’m not the kind that needs to tell you.

I’ve lost you.

I’ve lost you.

ONE DAY JOEL WAS VERY HORNY SO HE HUGGED HIMSELF AND CRIED

RAY HAPPENED TO BE ON HIS YOLOCYCLE AND ROAD BYE

"WAZ WRONG" ASSED RAY

JOEL WAS SAD. “I HAVE NOBODY TO HAVE S*X WITH”

"THATS OK U HAVE ME!" SAID RAY HAS HE HOPPED OFF HIS BIKE AND BEGAN PASTIONATLY EXAMINITING JOEL’S TONSILS WITH HIS TONGUE

THEY GOT THEIR PANTS OFF ALMOST ALL THE WAY AND WERE ALMOST GOING TO HAVE THE S*X BUT A POLICE OFFICER CAME AND ARRESTED THEM

"WUT FOR" ASKED RAY

"I’M NOT A PETOFILL" CRIED JOEL

"NO ITS NOT THAT" SAID THE POPO "IM ARRESTING YOU BOTH BECAUSE YOUR HAVING S*X OUTSIDE AND THAT IS ILLEGAL*

JOEL CRIED AGAIN.

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    best fic ive read in months!
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    Beautifully written (⊙‿⊙✿)
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